What the crap is this? I mean, who writes this stuff?! Man, people are stupid.
'Gryffindor' readers are eager and energetic and will devour the latest Potter book in one sitting, but quickly move on to new things.
Does he mean readers who CONSIDER themselves Gryffindors, or just people who . . . are Gryffindors . . . in the . . . books . . .? I mean, god this guy must have been hired on a whim or something. People really are idiots sometimes. This guy is obviously trying to be intellectual when really all he comes off as is an ignorant a-hole who has never read the books and only know about the four Hogwarts houses, and so thinks he can relate to the HP fans by tending to their OBVIOUS need for . . . okay, this a run-on sentence, and I don't know how I'm going to finish it, but you get my point right?
The less committed types will now begin deserting Harry Potter, jeopardising sales, he said. . . . . . He doubted JK Rowling's books had the staying power of an author like Roald Dahl, and predicted: "It could come back into fashion but I think it could be like many fads and just fade away and people will look back and say 'Why did we ever read this stuff?'"
Why did we ever READ this stuff? You hacking IDIOT!!! Ever heard of LORD OF THE RINGS?! STAR WARS!??? TELEVSION?!?!?!?!!
I'm going to stop now before I blow a gasket. No, seriously. I have a gasket right here. I will blow it up. No, I will.
Oh, and did I mention? HARRY POTTER 6 IS STILL DELAYED 9 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hmm... I like to consider myself a ravenclaw. But you do have a point with the whole LOTR thing. I've moved on. Maybe the only ones who stick around are the Gryffindors. (I'm such a nerd, I can't believe I'm talking about this)
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