Monday, December 1, 2008

London to . . . Russia?

In this fantastic video of Kristin Stewart on David Letterman, Kristin Stewart (who plays Bella Swan in the new Twilight film) expresses her desire to take a road trip from London to Russia after her Europe press conference, which would be FANTASTIC . . . if Edward could fly her and her car across the OCEAN that separates the two countries.

Even David Letterman tried to save her by saying, "Let's hope (you go) from Berlin." But, lovable as she is, Kristin had to say (behind a chorus of a cheering/laughing crowd) that she preffered London and hoped she could start from there.

Ah, man. The girl seems nice enough, but really . . . it's pretty obvious that you really haven't been studying up. Well, Kristin more power to ya. Actually... a LOT more power. Like... a jet pack and snorkel and a pair of dolphins for her to ride on the back of so she can get to the nearest French coastline.

(I would have felt bad for her, that it was an honest mistake, had it not sounded like it had been pre-planned, like most trips are.)

6 comments:

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I'm sensing a pattern. Paris Hilton (I totally made that post to mess with you, ask Ben.), Kristen Stewart... are you jealous of famous people? I seem to recall you have a hatred of Angelina Jolie, too.

Either you're unreasonably jealous, or you need to start talking/posting about celebs you admire, because I'm getting a highly negative vibe from your blog-self.

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...
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Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Okay, one more, and that's it. I promise.

You are just the kind of person I was talking about in the first paragraphof my blog post. Did you know that her dad isn't even the one who runs the hotel chain? He's a real estate mogul, and even if he weren't, she could support herself on her book earnings alone. Did you even read what I wrote, or just see the words "Paris Hilton" and go ballistic? I think you need to work on your "open mind".

Ben said...

Guess What?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?
I just got a letter from Yukie and she has cool pictures from all over Europe because she lives there!!!
Ya thats it.

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Okay, I'm not mad (of course) about the paris hilton thing, but if I were, telling me I was retarded would probably not be a good idea. Just saying.

I don't really understand what you said about there being 6 billion actors though.

Anyway, I vote we change the subject. How 'bout them... (insert favorite sports team here)

Okay, last thing... I refer to myself as a dork, so don't be irritated about that. (Wow, that sounded bossy.) I'm just making sure you're not bothered, because its very hard to tell what the meaning of some phrases are when they are typed. I thouroughly meant it to be friendly. LURVE YOU!

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I just thought of something else. We're synched on our eriod-pay's right? We're probably both PMSing. Just a thought.